So, for about...hmmm... seven months now, yikes, I have been "meaning to get back to my blog." And for at least the last three weeks, I've been stressing about what my first blog "back" should be, like I'm Norma Desmond or something.
Thus, I decided to create this post, just to make me feel like I'm posting again. Therefore, this post has no content, no jokes, and no reason for you to go on reading it. And yet, here you are, still reading it. How does that make you feel?
Ok, that's all. But I really will post again. Really! I'm carving it into my skin with the end of a paperclip right now. It's pretty dull so it's going to leave a messy scar. So, even if I don't keep my word and update the blog again, I'm going to feel just awful about it for a long time.
