Please don’t bark so loud, sweetie, mommy has a hangover.
What is that? What’s in your mouth? Give it! Give it! Ew, it’s squishy… you can keep it.
Mmmm, mommy’s ice cream is so yummy! Mmmmm, it’s delicious NO DON’T EAT THAT! STOP! STOP!
Yeah? Yeah? You wanna come in the bathroom with mommy? Ok. Yeah? You wanna go out? Ok. Yeah? Yeah? You wanna come in?
Please don’t stand on mommy’s hair, sweetie. Mommy has to get out of bed.
No no, people can see mommy’s underwear when you do that.
What is that? What are you eating? Is that your leg? Why would you want to eat your leg? Stop! Stop!
Do you know how many human males wish they could do what you’re doing right now?
Please don’t lick mommy’s mouth. Thank you.
Please don’t lick mommy’s nostril. Thank you.
Please don’t lick mommy’s eyeball. Thank you.
What? What do you want? Use your words! Oh, that’s right, you CAN’T, wah hahahahahha.
EWWWW you have some big eye boogers. Come here. Let me get that. Look at that – OH MY GOD, why would you eat that?
No, sweetie, we can’t poop there or we’ll get yelled at in Russian.
2 comments:
please brush your dog's teeth and blog about it.
Hahahaha it's that bad, huh? Or are you just promoting good canine health?
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